Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya (/heˈku̽bʊ/ /ɑˈʧʊlɑ/ [drunk (inebriated)] [bitch]) is a subtropical Large City located in Dijirasmete County, Unuqini Provence, within the Daland.
The name Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya is derived from the Goblin language, as Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya was founded by Iorthossel, who was culturaly Rattu.
Climate
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a yearly average temperature of 17°C (62°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a pleasant 25°C (77°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold 10°C (50°F). Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya receives an average of 77 cm/y (30 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya covers an area of nearly 173 km2 (69 mi2), and an average elevation of 6156 m (20196 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya was founded durring the early 12th century in winter of the year 1046, by Iorthossel. The establishment of Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya was somewhat plagued by a lack of willing colonists, leading to Iorthossel electing to pay people to resettle in Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya was built using the conventions of Rattu durring the early 12th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya is is constructed arround a semi-circular premissive split-log ties mainstreet, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The city is the proud owner of a proper castle-style stone wall complete with all of the trimmings. It has towers, a moat, gatehouses, drawbridges, and even merticulationsshortsizeleadershipname.. Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's perhapse unnessisarily well built defences has sufferd soem light damage, reducing its function a little in some spots, but could almsot certainly preform as expected... Though some of the worse spots could lead to the loss of defenders lives if attackers identified the weaknesses ahead of time.
A look arround Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya reveals an abundance of schools, libraries, and other academic structures. Locals can be overheard having academic discussions, as well as talking about scholarly subjects in general. It’s quite clear the city places a lot of value on education and being a learned individual.
Civic Infrastructure
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya possesses a city-wide Aethary Link which provides Aethary access anywhere within its metropolitan. This allows citizens who can afford the relevant devices access in their places of work, and rarely homes.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's parks.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has an Arts Academy which provides higher education in many fields including math, language arts, philosophy, engineering, and other such disciplines.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's grid is powered by an arcane means.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's natural decorations nor waterways.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.
Cultural Notes
A substantial minority of the locals are descended from foreigners alien to their local neighbors. They may have been religious exiles, economic migrants, indigenous locals surrounded by the existing polity, or a foreign settlement conquered within the relatively recent past. The locals may not be enthusiastic about being ruled by others not of their kind, and their neighbors may look askance at the way foreign customs or even laws may be maintained.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's mayor's house was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is known for its buildings being predominantly formed through the combination of basic geometric shapes. However, it shown in the detailing given to the structures such as its characteristic tall columns, intricate detail, symmetry, harmony, and balance in their designs to an astonishing degree of precision. Decorative elements for the buildings tended to be built into the structure itself, making great use of fluting, frescoes, inlays, and embossing.
In Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya it is impossible to directly or indirectly lie.
The Lich Newt near Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya are known to be quite timid.
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves embarking on a group pilgrimage to channel Summoning energies of tier 1 via mimery.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 90
Farmers: 113
Farm Laborer: 170
Hunters: 132
Milk Maids: 107
Ranchers: 52
Ranch Hands: 118
Shepherds: 93
Farmland: 164293 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 10242
Poultry: 122913
Swine: 8194
Sheep: 409
Goats: 81
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 4097
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 80
Blacksmiths: 93
Bookbinders: 49
Buckle-makers: 57
Cabinetmakers: 89
Candlemakers: 146
Carpenters: 138
Clothmakers: 120
Coach and Harness Makers: 43
Coopers: 110
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 54
Copyists: 39
Cutlers: 33
Fabricworkers: 102
Farrier: 234
Furriers: 26
Glassworkers: 136
Gunsmiths: 88
Harness-Makers: 38
Hatters: 78
Hosiery Workers: 29
Jewelers: 46
Leatherwrights: 105
Locksmiths: 40
Matchstick makers: 63
Musical Instrument Makers: 60
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 52
Paper Workers: 62
Plasterers: 54
Pursemakers: 70
Roofers: 43
Ropemakers: 40
Rugmakers: 41
Saddlers: 80
Scabbardmakers: 81
Scalemakers: 45
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 26
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 40
Shoemakers: 37
Soap and Tallow Workers: 134
Tailors: 248
Tanners: 52
Upholsterers: 55
Watchmakers: 54
Weavers: 120
Whitesmiths: 33
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 28
Arcana Sellers: 28
Beer-Sellers: 54
Booksellers: 65
Butchers: 102
Chandlers: 105
Chicken Butchers: 109
Entrepreneurs: 42
Fine Clothiers: 110
Fishmongers: 110
Florists: 24
Potion Sellers: 71
Resellers: 170
Spice Merchants: 57
Wine-sellers: 77
Wheelwright: 64
Woodsellers: 39
Service workers
Bakers: 241
Barbers: 190
Coachmen: 63
Cooks: 186
Doctors: 92
Gamekeepers: 64
Grooms: 35
Hairdressers: 136
Healers: 115
Housekeepers: 117
Housemaids: 215
House Stewards: 136
Inns: 39
Laundry maids: 75
Maidservants: 163
Nursery Maids: 73
Pastrycooks: 136
Restaurateur: 151
Tavern Keepers: 178
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 57
Bleachers: 37
Chemical Workers: 23
Coal Heavers: 78
In-Town Couriers: 95
Long Haul Couriers: 95
Dockyard Workers: 91
Gas Workers: 19
Hay Merchants: 35
Leech Collectors: 112
Millers: 93
Miners: 97
Oilmen and Polishers: 67
Postmen: 89
Pure Finder: 53
Skinners: 117
Sugar Refiners: 23
Tosher: 66
Warehousemen: 146
Watercarriers: 88
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 113
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 52
Alchemist: 60
Clerk: 91
Dentists: 40
Educators: 126
Engineers: 59
Gardeners: 40
Mages: 29
Plumbers: 43
Pharmacist: 47
Professors: 18
Scientists: 30
Wizards: 18
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 39
Bankers: 57
Civil Clerks: 89
Civic Iudex: 47
Consultants: 26
Exorcist: 95
Fixers: 47
Kami Clerk: 79
Landlords: 82
Lawyers: 50
Legend Keepers: 74
Militia Officers: 341
Monks, Monastic: 113
Monks, Civic: 132
Historian, Oral: 91
Historian, Textual: 47
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 97
Priests: 151
Rangers: 54
Rat Catchers: 64
Scholars: 63
Spiritualist: 73
Slayers: 22
Storytellers: 154
Military Officers: 141
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 120
Comfort Services: 178
Enchanters: 46
Herbalists: 45
Jaminators: 128
Needleworkers: 157
Potters: 73
Preserve Makers: 120
Quilters: 63
Seamsters: 227
Spinners: 132
Tinker: 45
Weaver: 99
Artists
Actors: 42
Architects: 16
Bards: 63
Costumers: 24
Dancers: 47
Drafters: 26
Engravers: 32
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 20
Glaziers: 43
Inlayers: 39
Musicians: 132
Painters, Art: 21
Playwrights: 44
Sculptors, Art: 36
Wood Carvers: 136
Writers: 151
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 132
Canners: 124
Cheesmakers: 128
Ice Merchants: 18
Millers: 77
Picklers: 69
Smokers: 51
Stockmakers: 44
Tobacconists: 66
Tallowmakers: 97
15494 of Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
785 work in Agriculture
3463 work as Craftsmen
1255 work as Merchants
2405 work as Service Workers
1594 work as General Laborers
653 work as Skilled Laborers
2228 work as Civil Servants
1433 work in Cottage Industries
872 work as Artists
806 work in Produce Industries
23839 of Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 1638 (4%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya's is something of a geological and arcane anomaly, as neither physical nor magical law entirely explains its formation.
POI
History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya was struck by a devistating earthquake. The quake brought ruin to Humâ âchûlâ Gûchya, which lost 140 people, 148 livestock, and 74 buildings in the earthquake. The day of the quake is remembered by many as Heartache's Day.